Fancy Burger – Orem, UT – June 20, 2025

Burger Crew Meeting called to order on Friday, June 20, 2025 at whatever time we got there (Burger Crew Does Salt Lake City).

Members in attendance: Angela d. (thatโ€™s me!), Sumana S., Trevor Y., Wayne T., Dennis, K. and Innie C.

Fancy burger crew guests: Will G. and Marissa G.

I. Ordering

DK and Marissa weren’t feeling too fancy, so they opted for a single Plain Luxury – Hokkaido milk bun, custom beef blend patty with sharp American cheese and kewpie mayo ($6.50) with jalapenos on the side and the Blood Orange Beet salad – Fresh citrus, beets, feta, roasted pistachio, house pickled onions, house blush wine vinaigrette ($14 full). As we get older, we see the importance of having some fiber with our copious amounts of beef.

Look at all that mayo! Fiber featured in the background

Trev and I split a double Classic – Hokkaido milk bun, custom beef blend patty, sharp American cheese, kewpie mayo, lettuce, and tomato ($10.90).

Check out that lovely lace

Innie, Wayne, Sumana, and Will also split a double Classic (with a side of jalapenos). Yes, you heard it right, 4 people splitting a single burger. To be fair, it was already the 3rd burger of the day and we still had all-you-can-eat at the Salt Lake City Bee’s game coming up.

II. The Burgers

You know what makes me feel fancy? Lace. And this burger was decked out in a beautiful smash patty lace that’s hard to find consistently at places that claim to have smash burgers. So Fancy delivered in that area. The crunchy edges were my favorite; I found myself eating around the edges, but unfortunately, there was just no pop of flavor from the beef. I really want to know I’m eating a cow instead of just inferring it.

The Hokkaido milk bun definitely sounded fancy. They were good, squishy, and slightly sweet. Our bun was falling apart at the bottom. Pro tip ๐Ÿ’กunwrap your burger right away so it doesn’t get steamed and disintegrate your bottom bun.

Burgers come wrapped in fancy gold. Be sure to unwrap quickly!

Toppings? It was on the high end of the mayo spectrum (some liked it while others didn’t care for it). The tomato was cut thin (which I appreciated) and some mixed green salad on top. It didn’t add much to the burger (but Innie appreciated the texture it provided). The jalapenos are house made with capers and onions as well and pack a punch in terms of spice.

III. The sides

The salad was delicious and refreshing. It did feel very fancy with beets, blood oranges, and pistachios.

IV. Miscellaneous

It looks like they used to have a brick and mortar online, but they are in the process of moving to a bigger location. So we had a privilege to eat from their fancy truck. Props to the chef who was toiling in a hot truck on a hot day to deliver these burgers. We ate under easy ups feeling not-so-fancy, but I’m sure once their new location is done, it will be great. Sumana noted that she didn’t get a receipt and had no opportunity to tip.

Since it was a food truck, there was no bathroom available, but I think the owner came by to check on us and allowed us to use the bathroom in the prom dress place (that they’re transforming into their new location). So he was super nice!

V. Value

I ask the members how much they would pay for their burgers. We would pay anywhere from $11 to $13. So they are well priced burgers!

VI. The Verdict

Very solid smashburger that had a bad luck of following Mosida Market Butcher Block. Had we not just eaten their burger (which was amazing, by the way), the ratings here would have likely been higher. Despite the heat and very unfancy location, we enjoyed these burgers very much. For those who will enjoy it in their new location, I’m sure you’ll have a great experience. The ratings: 3.7, 3.8, 3.8, 4.0, 4.0, and 4.4.

Next location for Burger Crew Does Salt Lake City: Copper Onion

Crown Burger

Burger Crew Meeting called to order on Friday, June 20, 2025
(Burger Crew Does Salt Lake City).

Members in attendance: Angela, Sumana, Trevor, Wayne, DK, and Innie.

Honorary burger crew members: Will and Marissa.

I will preface this review that I got chosen to write this one because I didn’t give a single vote as my top 6 for this trip. I completely poopoo-d the burger based on it’s look of the burger and the establishment.
I was completely wrong with my judge-a-book-by-it’s-cover snap reaction. Upon stepping into the restaurant I felt like I stepped back in time to 1985 and Burger King and Carrow’s had a baby. The decor felt very dated but also well maintained. However, the burger absolutely shined and it’s quite possible the idiom “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it” was coined because of Crown Burger. Judging from my experience I would believe they haven’t changed a thing and never needed to.

I. Ordering

Angela & Trevor – Double Pastrami
Innie – Crown Burger Double (split with Sumana)
Wayne – Double Crown Burger
DK/Marissa – Single Crown + Cheese Fries
Will – Gyro Plate

II. The Burgers

First of all, it’s increasingly rare to find burger buns with sesame seeds. The patties felt very avg fast food style patty. If you told me it was frozen, I would absolutely believe it. But the PASTRAMI. Huge win. It was lean in a good way and super tender. We also found that the double beef patty with the pastrami had just the right ratio. You can opt for the single patty if you want a pastrami forward experience. Can’t really go wrong with either, just depends on which adventure you want to go on.

Back to the patty, it was seasoned well enough albeit a little chewy. I can’t imagine it’s top grade beef blend that’s cut and blended in-house.

III. The sides

Sweet Potato Fries – SPOT ON crispy and potato-ey. Very impressed. Usually these are one or the either and rarely both. Great job Crown Burger.

Cheese Fries – best described as “MEH” with the melted shredded cheese. The fries were also thick cut.

Gyro – Does this count as a side? Yes! Side to our burgers. Great portions with lots of meat and dressing although the “pita” was soso and honestly not needed.

IV. Miscellaneous

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V. Value

I ask the members how much they would pay for their burgers. We would pay anywhere from $11 to $17. You’ll find a pretty good value here with friendly service!

VI. The Verdict

V The ratings: 3.7, 3.8, 3.8, 4.0, 4.0, and 4.4.

Next location for Burger Crew Does Salt Lake City: Mosida Market

Burger Crew Does Salt Lake City – June 2025

So a little birdie told me that we have a reader (which is one more reader than I thought we had) that was clamoring to know about the burger crew trip to Salt Lake City. With life being life and no accountability other than our (very quiet) voices of responsibility, we have not posted about things that have happened 3 months ago.

I decided to do a quick recap of our trip. This one goes out to you, Mark!

Cutthroat Burger

We visited cutthroat, which is a food truck that was parked outside Saltfire Brewing. They showed a deep dedication to burgers by continuing to cook burgers sitting in a metal food truck in over 100 degree weather.

If I’m recalling correctly, this burger was good, but not great

Crown Burger

This Salt Lake City institution was recommended by my co-worker. So we arrived before they opened and got a well-deserved breakfast burger.

The pastrami didn’t disappoint! In fact, I could have done without the burger and just had straight up pastrami

Mosida Market

After some miscommunications and lack of reading/following itineraries, we finally ended up at Mosida Market.

This was the burger highlight of the trip! It’s also a butcher shop so they know their meat. The meat was amazing and the sauce was so addictive we had to push it away before we drank it by the gallon

I wanted to go back again, but it was too far away! Go to the one in Provo (it’s beautiful)

Fancy Burger

This was another purveyor of hot burgers cooked in a hot hunk of metal.

They had the poor luck of following Mosida Market. The burger was actually very good, but with Mosida Market beef juice still on our fingertips, we didn’t enjoy it as much as we could have had we come on a different day with empty stomachs.

Fancy burger served in a not so fancy location. But it sounds like they have a cool spot in the works

Copper Onion

This burger showed up on many “best of” lists. And it lives up to its name. It is definitely an onion burger.

I tasted all onion and not enough meat

Franklin Avenue

Our last burger stop in Salt Lake City was Franklin Avenue, where everything sounded amazing. All the food was amazing, but the burger was just okay.

So there may or may not be more detailed reviews coming at each of the burger crew members’ discretion. Keep an eye out!

Thanks Salt Lake City!

Panda Sal’s Burger Joint โ€“ Bellflower โ€“ August 2, 2025

Burger Crew meeting called to order on Saturday, August 2, 2025 at noon (Angela’s pick).

Members in attendance: Angela d., Trevor Y., Wayne T., Innie C., and the other Korean member (์•„~ ์ €์˜ˆ์š”!)

์ฐธ์„ํ•œ ์Šฌ๋ผ์ด๋”: ๋งˆํ‹ฐ, ์—˜๋ฆฌ์Šค

I. ์ฃผ๋ฌธํ•˜๊ธฐ

ํŒฌ๋”๋ฅผ ๋ณด์ง€ ๋งˆ์„ธ์š”! ์ฐฝ๋ฌธ์ด๋‚˜ ์›น์‚ฌ์ดํŠธ์— ๋” ์ข‹์€ ๋ฉ”๋‰ด๊ฐ€ ์žˆ์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค.

  • ํŠธ๋ ˆ๋ธŒ์™€ ์•ˆ์ ค๋ผ๋Š” ๋”๋ธ” ์น˜์ฆˆ๋ฒ„๊ฑฐ ์™€ ์ปฌ๋ฆฌ ๊ฐ์žํŠ€๊น€ ์ฃผ๋ฌธํ–ˆ์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค
  • ์›จ์ธ์€ ๋”๋ธ” ์น˜์ฆˆ๋ฒ„๊ฑฐ ์™€ ์ปฌ๋ฆฌ ๊ฐ์žํŠ€๊น€ ์ฃผ๋ฌธํ–ˆ์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค
  • ์ด๋‹ˆ๋Š” ๋”๋ธ” ์น˜์ฆˆ๋ฒ„๊ฑฐ๋ฅผ ์ฃผ๋ฌธํ–ˆ์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค
  • ์ฒœ์žฌ์ธ ์ €๋Š” ube ์Šฌ๋ผ์ด๋”๋ฅผ ์ฃผ๋ฌธํ–ˆ์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค

II. ๋ฒ„๊ฑฐ

์ด๋ฆ„์— ๋นต ๋ง์žฅ๋‚œ์„ ์‚ฌ์šฉํ•˜๋Š” ๊ณณ์˜ ๋งค๋ ฅ ์ค‘ ํ•˜๋‚˜๋Š” ๋นต์ด์–ด์•ผ ํ•œ๋‹ค๋Š” ๊ฒƒ์ž…๋‹ˆ๋‹ค. ํ•˜์ง€๋งŒ ๊ทธ๋ฃน์˜ 80%์—๊ฒŒ๋Š” ์ค‘์š”ํ•˜์ง€ ์•Š์•˜์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค. ๊ฐ€์žฅ ํฐ ๋ถˆ๋งŒ์€ ํŒ๋ฐ์‚ด์„ ๊ธฐ๋Œ€ํ•˜๊ณ  ์žˆ์—ˆ์ง€๋งŒ ๋ฐ›์€ ๊ฒƒ์ด ๋งค์šฐ ๋ถ€๋“œ๋Ÿฌ์› ๋‹ค๋Š” ๊ฒƒ์ด์—ˆ์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค(๊ทธ๋…€๋Š” ๊ทธ๋ ‡๊ฒŒ ๋งํ–ˆ์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค).

์†Œ๊ณ ๊ธฐ ํŒจํ‹ฐ์˜ ์‹๊ฐ์€ ๊ฑฐ์˜ ๊ทธ๋ฆด ์œ„์—์„œ ์ตํžˆ์ง€ ์•Š๊ณ  ์ฐ ๊ฒƒ์ฒ˜๋Ÿผ ๋ถ€๋“œ๋Ÿฌ์› ์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค. ๊ณ ์šด ๊ฐˆ์•„์„œ ๊ฐ€์ฃฝ ๊ฐ™์€ ๋А๋‚Œ์„ ์ฃผ์—ˆ๊ธฐ ๋•Œ๋ฌธ์— ๋” ๋งŽ์€ ๋งˆ์ด์•ผ๋ฅด๋ฅผ ์‚ฌ์šฉํ•  ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ์—ˆ์„ ๊ฒƒ์ž…๋‹ˆ๋‹ค.

๊ฐ€์žฅ ์ข‹์•˜๋˜ ๋ถ€๋ถ„์€ ์†Œ์Šค์™€ ์น˜์ฆˆ๊ฐ€ ์œ ํ™”๋˜์–ด ๋ˆ์ ๋ˆ์ ํ•œ ๋ง›์œผ๋กœ ๋ณ€ํ–ˆ๋‹ค๋Š” ์ ์ž…๋‹ˆ๋‹ค. ์ „๋ฐ˜์ ์œผ๋กœ ์žฌ๋ฏธ์žˆ๋Š” ๋ฒ„๊ฑฐ ์ฝ˜์…‰ํŠธ์˜€์ง€๋งŒ ํ•„๋ฆฌํ•€ ๋ง›์ด ๋งŽ์ด ๋‚˜์ง€ ์•Š๊ณ  ์ง€์ €๋ถ„ํ–ˆ์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค.

III. ๋ฐ˜์ฐฌ

๊ณฑ์Šฌ๊ณฑ์Šฌํ•œ ๊ฐ์žํŠ€๊น€์€ ์ •๋ง ํ™˜์ƒ์ ์ด์—ˆ์–ด์š”.

IV. ์—ฌ๋Ÿฌ๊ฐ€์ง€ ์ข…๋ฅ˜์˜

์ƒŒ๋“œ์œ„์น˜ ๋ณด๋“œ๋ฅผ ๋ฏฟ์ง€ ๋ง๊ณ  ์ฐฝ๋ฌธ์— ์žˆ๋Š” ๋ฉ”๋‰ด๋ฅผ ๋ณด์„ธ์š”.

V. ๊ฐ€์น˜

๋ฉค๋ฒ„๋“ค์—๊ฒŒ ํ–„๋ฒ„๊ฑฐ์— ์–ผ๋งˆ๋ฅผ ์ง€๋ถˆํ•  ๊ฒƒ์ธ์ง€ ๋ฌผ์—ˆ์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค. ์šฐ๋ฆฌ๋Š” $10์—์„œ $15 ์‚ฌ์ด์˜ ๊ฐ€๊ฒฉ์„ ์ง€๋ถˆํ•  ๊ฒƒ์ž…๋‹ˆ๋‹ค. ๋”ฐ๋ผ์„œ ์ด ํ–„๋ฒ„๊ฑฐ์˜ ๊ฐ€๊ฒฉ์€ ๋งž์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค.

VI. ํ‰๊ฒฐ

๊ท€์—ฝ์ง€๋งŒ ํ”ผ๋ˆ„์ด๋“ค์ด ์กฐ๊ธˆ ๋” ์›ํ•˜๊ฒŒ ๋งŒ๋“ญ๋‹ˆ๋‹ค. ํ‰์ : 3.6, 3.7, 3.8, 3.8, 4.3

Hammy’s Smash Burgers – Westlake South – July 2, 2025

Burger Crew Meeting called to order on Wednesday, July 2, 2025 at 7pm(Wayneโ€™s pick).

Members in attendance: Angela d. (thatโ€™s me!), Trevor Y., Wayne T., Dennis K., and Innie C.

I. Ordering

Pretty simple menu with a focus on smash burgers

Trev and I ordered a BBQ Bacon Smash [double] + raw onions and pickles ($12 + 3 for the extra patty). We also got the bacon cheese fries ($7) and a Starry ($2).

Wayne got the Double Smash + pickles, tomato, raw onion, and cheese ($11). He also got an order of fries ($4).

DK got a Bacon Smash + jalapenos (+$1), cheese, and pickles ($11). He also got fries ($4).

Innie ordered a jalapeno smash + cheese, tomato, pickles, and raw onions ($9).

I feel like our Korean members typically order the same burger. If they both wanted bacon and jalapenos, would it be cheaper to start with a bacon smash and add jalapenos or start with a jalapeno smash and add bacon?

II. The Burgers

When we walked in, the delicious smell of maillard hit us in the face. These burgers had a lot of promise as much of taste is impacted by smell. These were truly smashed burgers. There was a lot of caramelization and a great skirt. I thought it was a tad bit oversmashed as the resulting patty ended up too dry and falling apart. As part of his contrarian nature, Wayne disagreed with me. But we all agreed that the overall experience of the burger was “crunchy bland”. We needed more meatiness from the patty and probably more seasoning as well.

Check out the lace on this burger!

In terms of toppings, the jalapeno smash had a spicy burger sauce that wasn’t too spicy (calibrate for Korean palate), but the jalapenos overpowered the entire burger (perhaps because it was a single). The BBQ bacon double smash was very messy and the onion ring was fine. I just didn’t get enough flavor.

Needs more meat flavor

III. The Sides

โ€“ Method Cooked: Double fried
โ€“ Moisture Content: Medium. There was definitely a nice potatoey-ness to the fries.
โ€“ Category: These are battered fries
โ€“ Flavor: Great flavor. They look really sad, but don’t let appearances fool you. They are crunchy, potatoey (in the best way), and had a great flavor.
โ€“ Seasoning: salt. The Bacon Cheese fries were way too much. The fries alone were good enough, no need to spend an extra $3 to get extra sodium and calories. Much more enjoyable to get these fries sans toppings

IV. Miscellaneous

Soooooo, this location isn’t in the best neighborhood. We encountered some sketchy looking people walking to the restaurant. And there was this guy who came in saying that he left his burger in here yesterday and that they should give him another one. The workers seemed really vigilant of this and guided this person out of the restaurant. Perhaps consider going to the Westwood location.

It’s in LA so street parking, but it’s free after 6pm (just be mindful of where you park).

This place is pretty small. There are 7 tables. You order at the kiosk so minimal human interaction is required to eat here. There is a small bathroom available. And the wait was a bit long. The fryer was slow as well. DK’s fries didn’t come until we were almost done with our burgers. They have canned soda and no free water available.

V. Value

I ask the members how much they would pay for their burgers. We would pay anywhere from $9 to $14. So these burgers are priced right.

VI. The Verdict

Great crunch, solid fries, but the burger needs more soul. It’s all looks and no substance. The ratings: 3.0, 3.2, 3.7, 3.7, and 4.1.

Next burger crew meeting will be at Panda Sal’s in Bellflower!

Simmzy’s – Long Beach – May 18, 2025

Burger Crew meeting called to order on May 18, 2025.

Members in attendance: Angela, DK, Innie, Trevor, and Wayne (myself)

I. Ordering

DK and Innie: Lil’ Simmzy’s Burger (Simmzy’s own angus beef patties, american cheese, romaine lettuce, tomato, garlic aioli) and Mixed Bag of sides (half French fries, half sweet potato fries)

DK: also ordered 15 Minute Wings (Spicy and sweet sauce with homemade blue cheese dressing to cool โ€˜em down)

Trevor/Angela: Billionaire Burger (Mishima reserve American wagyu beef, pretzel bun, Hookโ€™s 5 Year aged cheddar, Nueskeโ€™s candied bacon, pickles, horseradish mayo) and Mixed Bag

Wayne: Bacon Blue Deluxe Burger (Simmzyโ€™s own angus beef patty topped w/ blue cheese, candied bacon, lettuce, tomato, garlic aioli, frizzled shallots) and Sweet Potato fries. I also substituted the candied bacon with peppered bacon

II. Burgers

Starting with the Even, there were no redeeming qualities about them. They were overcooked (some to the point that they were just burnt), under-seasoned, and just didn’t taste like beef. The grind was coarse and loosely packed, but they were just incredibly dry when biting into them even if they weren’t well-done. Even McDonald’s has juicier patties.

The menu also doesn’t advertise the Lil’ Simmzy as having smash patties, but our waitress told us they were. Maybe she didn’t understand what a smash patty actually was, but they were just standard thin patties with no smash/lace that you would expect from a true smash patty. Innie’s initial impression of her burger on first bite was that there was some smoke flavor but she quickly realized that it was literally just ash from being burnt. DK’s was a little less overcooked but definitely still overcooked, as was my Bacon Blue Deluxe burger. Mine was ok for a “backyard” style burger, but far from ok for a restaurant serving a supposedly premium burger. Trevor didn’t think the patty in his Billionaire burger was TOO dry, and it might’ve been because it was a wagyu beef patty.

As far as non-patty complaints go, DK didn’t like the positioning of the garlic aioli on his burger, which was on the top bun. It would be better to have sauces on the bottom bun so that it hits the tongue first. Angela also didn’t think that the bacon in her burger was thick enough for a billionaire; even the bacon she eats at home is better. Since I subsituted candied bacon in my burger for peppered bacon, I’m assuming that I got the same bacon and I agree that it should be much thicker if it’s supposed to be in a “billionaire” burger. The pretzel bun in the Billionaire burger was “fine” and so uneventful that Trevor didn’t even notice that it wasn’t a traditional bun.

Aside from the mediocre patty in my Bacon Blue Deluxe burger, I actually thought that the rest of the toppings were pretty good, but the patty really brought things down, and this was really a common theme among all of the burgers.

III. Sides

The regular fries were shoestring style and nobody had any complaints about them other than Angela preferring thicker shoestring fries. The sweet potato fries were actually really good. A normal complaint about sweet potato fries that we have is that they usually don’t deliver on how good sweet potato fries actually could be, and these actually delivered. They were crispy on the outside, which is very hard to do with sweet potato fries. The sweet potato fries were definitely the winner of the whole meal.

There was nothing exceptional about the 15 Minute Wings but they were decently good for chicken wings. They were a little on the small side, which limited how juicy they could be on the inside, but they were executed about as well as they could’ve been given the circumstances.

IV. Misc

The restaurant is located on 2nd Street in Long Beach, where parking can be difficult to find (meters close to the shopping area and residential just beyond it).

V. Rating/Value/Verdict

Angela: 2.3/$13
DK: 1.5/$8.50
Innie: 2.5/$10
Trevor: 1.4/$11
Wayne: 2.4/$12

Despite being a Long Beach institution, Simmzy’s falls really short, and Trevor has been put on notice that his membership with Burger Crew is in jeopardy.

Next Burger Meeting will be our annual trip, this time in Salt Lake City, starting tonight (June 18)!

Burger She Wrote – Los Angeles – April 27, 2025

7454 1/2 Beverly Blvd, Los Angeles, CA 90036

Members in attendance: Trevor Y., Angela d. Wayne T., DK, and Innie C.

What an absolute gem of a burger stand in the heart of the Fairfax District in LA. Burger She Wrote was created by pro skater Don Nguyen and friend Steve Arroyo. The namesake would imply a play on words to the hit TV show Murder She Wrote helmed by Angela Lansbury in the 80s. The real mystery to me is how this restaurant only has 3.5 stars on yelp. It is criminally underrated and deserves a stop by anyone seeking a top tier burger in LA.

I. Ordering

Trevor and Angela – Oklahoma Burger Double, Smash Burger Double, Hand Cut Fries
Wayne – Oklahoma Burger Double, Hand Cut Fries
DK – Oklahoma Burger Double, dessert Smash Burger Single
Innie – Oklahoma Burger Double

Oklahoma Burger

Smash Burger

II. The Burger
The burgers are made fresh and fast and come out HOT. Absolute perfect smash patty. It brought me back to the days of my first time at Burgers Never Say Die. The sear is what all smash burger joints should aspire to. As a one-two punch to the perfect sear the seasoning was spot on. It’s like they found the maximum amount of allowable seasoning and backed it off a smidge.


“โ€™Give me the ‘maximum-strength.โ€™โ€˜Give me the maximum allowable human dosage.โ€™ย โ€˜Figure out what will kill me and then back it off a little bit.โ€™”โ€”Jerry Seinfeld,”

Pickles were pickley, thick and plentiful and the buns where Kings Hawaiian Rolls which were soft but held up and gave a subtle sweetness that was welcomed. We found the that the double burger is an ideal ratio for bun to meat however a Single burger also holds it’s own and is a great option as a dessert burger as our member DK opted in in.

As for the Oklahoma Burger vs Smash Burger? It’s purely subjective. Pick whichever one speaks to you more. My previous oklahoma buger experience at Tripp’s Burgers did sour my perception on oklahoma style. However, Burger She Wrote has completely restored my faith. You can’t go wrong with either burger.

III. The Sides
Shoestring? Our official fry width measuring device must be stuck in a shipping container in china due to the tariffs. In general the fries felt over fried and had more of potato-chippy exterior instead of the satisfying cripness you may find at a McDonald’s.

IV. Miscellaneous
The space is VERY small. There’s a standup style counter inside that can probably fit 4 people comfortably. The rest of the seating is on the sidewalk in front with makeshift tables and benches. It’s in a residential neighborhood with decent amount of foot traffic. Feel free to explore the local shops. Lastly, no bathroom.

V. Value
We rated how much we’d pay for our burgers and it ranged from $11-$13 which is quite possibly the closest price distribution in burger crew history.

VI. The Verdict
Absolute elite burger in Los Angeles. High quality meat with high level of execution and worth a visit especially if you’re in the area. The crew concurred with ratings of: 4.8, 4.5, 4.6, 4.5, 4.7.

Next burger crew meeting: Sunday, May 18 – Simmzy’s โ€“ Long Beach

Mari Vees – San Marino – March 8, 2025

Burger Crew meeting called to order on Saturday, March 8, 2025 (DKโ€™s pick).

Members in attendance: Angela, Trevor, Wayne, DK, and me (Innie)

Guest: Marissa

I. Ordering

It actually happened.  Wayneโ€™s and my incessant references to steamed hams finally manifested into an official Burger Crew selection.  At this time of year, in this part of the country, localized entirely within the Mari Vees diner, we all sat down for an unforgettable luncheon of steamed ham(burgers with cheese).

Mari Veeโ€™s offerings include a few different burgers, but all of them feature a steamed beef patty.  Angela, Trevor, and Wayne ordered The Champ ($25), which is topped with mustard, onions, cheddar, pastrami, bacon, avocado, and a fried egg. 

The menu proudly proclaims that this menu item was the winner of the โ€œLA vs SF Burger Battleโ€, which naturally begs the question of what this burger was called before the battle. And if it didn’t win, would we be eating The Runner Up?

DK and I ordered the Mari Vees Steamed Cheeseburger ($18), which was topped with mustard, onions, cheddar, and bacon.

Also offered on the menu, but not ordered by anyone at this meeting, is the Not So Smashed Burger ($18), with American cheese, smash sauce, pickles, onions, tomatoes, and lettuce.  

All burgers were served on brioche buns and came with french fries.

II. The Burgers

DK, our newly appointed steamed ham historian, provided the crew with a brief backstory on the origin of steamed cheeseburgers.  The steamed cheeseburger was popularized in the 1920s in Connecticut (not Albany, as many would believe).  Cheeseburgers were in high demand, resulting in lots of experimentation using various cooking methods.  One of these new ideas included the use of a steam cabinet, which could accommodate several tin trays of ground beef patties at one time.  The steamed cheeseburger is still a regional dish found throughout Central Connecticut today, with the most famous establishment (Tedโ€™s Restaurant) having served them since the 1950โ€™s.

Fast forward a century, and the general consensus by Burger Crew is that the steamed cheeseburger is just okay.  We came with open minds and palates, but the lack of Maillard was too disappointing for us to ignore.  A good sear is one of our favorite parts of a burger, and this version of patty couldnโ€™t compare to the experiences weโ€™ve had with grilled or griddled burgers.  The patties by themselves also didnโ€™t seem well seasoned, which we speculated could have resulted from the seasoning steaming/sweating off of the patties as they cooked.

The steaming did result in a very tender, juicy patty, which we could appreciate as a draw for some customers.  The size and texture of the patty was akin to a very thick slice of meatloaf.  There was a lot of mustard flavor present on all of our burgers.  No one thought it was excessive, but it was probably one step below being overly mustardy.  Trev thought that the strong presence of both the onion and the mustard helped cut through a lot of the richness of The Champ, which was heavy on the beef and the toppings.

The pastrami on The Champ was described by the members as very good.ย  It added a peppery, salty element, and even though there were only a few thin slices piled on top, it was one of Angelaโ€™s favorite parts of her burger.ย  The fried egg was nicely cooked with a runny yolk.ย  However, Angela thought that the egg and the avocado felt unnecessary to the overall composition of the burger.ย  The creaminess, richness and fat in the burger resulted in both components simply getting lost within the rest of the toppings.

For both The Champ and The MV, there was an abundance of cheddar cheese, but cheddarโ€™s natural tendency to congeal just caused it to mostly slide off of the patty.  

Angela noticed that the bun had a nice toast, which provided one of the few crunchy elements to the burger.  There was a noticeable lack of pickles, which would have added more textural contrast against the softness of the patty.

III. The Sides

The fries served alongside our burgers were delicious. They were thick cut and battered fries with a nice amount of seasoning salt.  They came piping hot (Wayne compared them to the surface of the sun) and crispy, with fluffy insides.

IV. Miscellaneous

There was a single bathroom accessible through the kitchen, which was a little awkward when trying to avoid food runners and servers during the lunch rush.  Wayne parked in the smallish lot adjacent to the plaza and declared it to be chaos.  The lines on the ground are apparently drawn purely for decorative purposes.

V. Value

The members were asked how much they would pay for their burgers. The prices given were $16, $20, and $15 for The Champ, and $17 and $17 for The Mari Vees.

VI. The Verdict

While we enjoyed trying out a new twist to our beloved burgers, we believe there is a reason why steaming is not a popular option in the burger scene.

These were the ratings given by the crew: 3.6, 3.6, 3.7, 3.0, and 2.8.

Nex Burger Crew meeting will be April 27, 2025 at Burger She Wrote.

Chris N’ Eddy’s โ€“ Hollywood โ€“ February 8, 2025

Burger Crew Meeting called to order on Saturday, February 18, 2025 at noon (Angela’s pick).

Members in attendance: Angela d., Trevor Y., Wayne T., Dennis K. (*waves*), and Innie C.

I. Ordering

The menu has one giant flaw: the small text is wrong! The last line in the bottom-right corner of the menu says: PICKLES, RAW OR GRILLED ONIONS & CHRIS N’ EDDY’S SAUCE

THE ONE THING CHRIS AND EDDY WON’T TELL YOU is if you order your slider(s) with grilled onions โ€“ aka Eddy’s Way โ€“ it doesn’t come with pickles, you have to ask for them. The opposite is true with raw onions โ€“ aka Chris’ Way โ€“ which comes with pickles.

We went in blind and found out the Hard Way!
– Trev and Angela ordered the Combo #2 with grilled onions
– Wayne and Innie ordered the Combo #2 with grilled onions
– The Burger Savant ordered the Combo #1 with raw onions and pickles

II. The Burger

The buns were soft and squishy on the outside and nicely toasted on the inside, adding great texture to each bite. The beef patties were seasoned well and had an impressive sear with bits of caramelization joy. In terms of meat-to-bread ratio, the crew agreed that a double was solid, even if the size of the “slider” felt more like a burger. I feel that Chris and Eddy probably call these sliders as more of an homage to the original sliders found in diners across America โ€“ wait never mind, I’m not gonna give them that much credit.

For the toppings, let’s start with the controversial onions and pickles. The grilled onions tasted sweet and thoroughly cooked down, but there was some serious pickle FOMO going around the table so we asked the cashier gentleman for some on the side. We were then transported back to 1930s Great Depression era upon receiving pre-portioned 4 oz. plastic cups, each filled with two pickle slices each.

I thoroughly enjoyed my raw onion and four pickle burger. It tasted like a modern In N Out style burger without the shredduce and tomato.

III. The Sides

We all got normal fries for our side. They were crinkle cut and honestly not that bad. They were double fried and fluffy on the inside, served with fry sauce. There is also unlimited Cascabella peppers available next to the register.

IV. Miscellaneous

This is on the Thai side of Hollywood, not as sketchy as the other side of the 101. Most of us found free street parking but there is a small parking lot behind Chris N’ Eddy’s. Food came out quickly and they have a fountain soda machine and Mexican cokes. The bathroom is single occupancy and looks kinda like a scary funhouse.

V. Value

I asked the members how much they would pay for their burgers, and the responses ranged from $4.90 to $11. Most said they would pay more than the listed price.

VI. The Verdict

Great burger, misleading menu. Not bad if you’re in the area but not worth driving out of the way for. Good pick, Angela!

The ratings: 3.6, 3.8, 3.9, 4.2, 4.2

Double N Up โ€“ Hollywood โ€“ January 18, 2025

Burger Crew Meeting called to order on Saturday, January 18, 2025 at noon (Wayneโ€™s pick).

Members in attendance: Angela d. (thatโ€™s me!), Trevor Y., Wayne T., and Innie C.
Slacker member who needs a reminder what a calendar is: Dennis K.ย 

I. Ordering

The menu here is pretty straightforward. They do burgers, fries, and Philly cheesesteaks. Yum!

Trev and I got a Double smash ($13) โ€“ Double meat n cheese with grilled onions, pickles n house sauce. It came with some pepperoncini on the side.

We also ordered the Philly Fries ($14) – 5oz certified ribeye n cheese with grilled onions, mushrooms, n house sauce. I LOVE Philly cheesesteaks, but opted to get them in fry form since this isn’t the Philly cheesesteak crew . . . but maybe I could be persuaded ๐Ÿค”

Wayne and Innie both got a Double Smash ($13) and added jalapenos (+$1.50). Additionally, Wayne got an order of the regular fries as well.

Fresh jalapenos!

II. The Burger

Let’s start on the outside and work our way in. First off, the size of the burger was good. Not too big and not too small. Goldilocks would be satisfied. The bun was nice and fluffy with a good toast and a nice sweetness to it (Trev mentioned that it might be a touch too sweet). The edge of the bun was sealed, which I never understood the utility of.

The smash. Let’s talk about that smash. In the land of smash burgers, it’s hard to stand out, but this one does. There was an excellent lace and the meat was nicely caramelized without inching over the line into burnt. I love how the meat overflowed out of the bun. It makes me feel like I’m getting a good deal! It’s like the overflow sake of the burger world (side note: if you don’t know what I’m talking about, you’re missing out).

Beautiful lace

Toppings were great! The cheese was cheesy. The sauce was saucy and added a really nice saltiness to the burger. The jalapenos were raw (instead of the typical pickled) and seemed to have all the seeds removed. This is definitely a friendlier jalapeno for my spicy intolerant friends. Wayne and Innie agreed that it added a nice flavor of jalapeno without the spice.

III. The Sides

Alright, let’s get this new rating system off the ground:

โ€“ Method Cooked: Double fried
โ€“ Moisture Content: Low. It was weird. They seemed fresh, but hard (read: different from crunchy). Perhaps it was fried a tad too long? Not sure what the problem was
โ€“ Category: I would call these shoestring but some may disagree with me.
-Flavor: Good seasoning. I know that people had complained on yelp about the fries and it looks like they’ve taken that feedback to heart and improved! That’s what I like to see!
-Seasoning: salt. The Philly fries had meat, cheese, onions, and mushrooms. The Philly fries are where it’s at! They were HUGE and all the toppings were delicious. They were mostly concentrated at the top so there were quite a few naked fries as well. I would definitely get these again.

These fries were huge!

IV. Miscellaneous

There is a small parking lot where many of the spots are limited to 15-20 minutes so make sure to watch signage when you go. There is limited seating (maybe 6 bar seats inside and a few two-tops on the sidewalk outside). They don’t have a bathroom! So if you have a tiny bladder, make sure to use the bathroom before you go.

You can order at a kiosk or with a human. Workers were all pretty friendly. They don’t have a soda machine so your options are canned soda or bottled water. Wayne particularly liked their music selections while we ate.

V. Value

I ask the members how much they would pay for their burgers. We would pay anywhere from $12 to $14. So these burgers are priced right and we all had a nice tight distribution.

VI. The Verdict

Excellent burger. I’d definitely come back. I also want to try their Philly cheesesteak (but am a bit skeptical because it’s served on a bun instead of a roll). Good pick, Wayne! The ratings: 3.9, 4.1, 4.5, and 4.6.